You know when you’re at an IHOP at graveyard hours and witness one of the other drunken customers puke their pancakes all over the table, one’s usual reaction is disgust. Well, not people who practice Emetophilia. The act of barfing, especially on a significant other or in other words “their bitch,” it’s the hottest turn-on for Emetophiles. If you’re into throwing up your food after every meal, hook up with an Emetophile! *enthusiastic thumbs up*

If you’re one of those people who posts personal ads on Craigslist and you get a reply from someone who’s into Anthropophagolagnia, you might want to delete that email and block. Those who practice Anthropophagolagnia rape their victims, then eat them. Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is basically the poster child for these twisted fucks. Puff, … Well? Get on with it!