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		<title>The Job Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 04:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Alright,&#8221; he grinned and clasped his hands together, a wide grin that led me to believe he loved this part of the job interview. He whipped out a lowly gray stapler and said, &#8220;I bought this stapler from you but I&#8217;m bringing it back&#8230; Sell it back to me.&#8221; &#8220;Holy shit, really?&#8221; (I&#8217;m pretty sure <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/11/the-job-interview/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Morning with Team Coco</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I woke up to this. Normally, when I unwillingly wake up early on my days off, I start the day in an irritated mood. This morning, however, I didn&#8217;t really mind because I knew Team Coco was still broadcasting for 24 hours straight and I was, admittedly, pretty excited to see what those <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/10/another-morning-with-team-coco/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nerdgasm of the Day &#8211; Shout out from Team Coco</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 23:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After wake n&#8217; baking and making my morning Internet rounds, I wandered over to Youtube to kill some time. I decided to check out the 24 hour broadcast of a typical day at Team Coco headquarters, which is a promotion for the premiere of Conan O&#8217;Brien&#8217;s new show on TBS. I got lost in the <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/10/nerdgasm-of-the-day-shout-out-from-team-coco/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stoked for my first Zombie Walk</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I noticed a Facebook event for my town&#8217;s first annual Zombie Walk, being a rabid fan of the flesh-eating, walking undead, I was stoked. Someone decided my town was long overdue for a Zombie Walk and I couldn&#8217;t agree more. I&#8217;ve grown up in a retirement town. It&#8217;s one of those little places with <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/10/stoked-for-my-first-zombie-walk/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Uninspired to Write and a Pursuit of Happiness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waiting for a new post? Truth is that I&#8217;ve been feeling rather uninspired to write lately. These days, all I&#8217;ve been wanting to do is play games (instead of just writing about them), get extremely high, hang out with my friends (who I haven&#8217;t seen in MONTHS!), chill with my favorite person in the world <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/07/uninspired-to-write-and-a-pursuit-of-happiness/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Greetings Internet, it’s been a while</title>
		<link>http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/03/greetings-internet-its-been-a-while/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=greetings-internet-its-been-a-while</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RiotMonster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you&#8217;re wondering. Why have I disappeared? Well if you don&#8217;t know by now, things have been a little rough for me recently (Pfft, for fucking MONTHS) and I still don&#8217;t have room for Internet access in my budget. My hiatus is still going slightly strong. I&#8217;m just about back on my feet, <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/03/greetings-internet-its-been-a-while/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My Gaming-obsessed Psychotic Internet Family</title>
		<link>http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/02/meet-my-internet-family/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=meet-my-internet-family</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought I&#8217;d grow so attached to a video game community but I can&#8217;t deny my addiction to the Destructoid Army. I&#8217;m mostly sneaking around the forums throwing my two cents into the random bullshit that is lovingly puked in the sausage-filled meaty threads. I&#8217;ve grown pretty infatuated with you guys and I definitely <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/02/meet-my-internet-family/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Life of bread loaves &amp; dirty clothes</title>
		<link>http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/02/bread-loaves-dirty-clothes/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=bread-loaves-dirty-clothes</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still living like I did in 2009 but I refuse to do it anymore. I won&#8217;t let my new year suck as much as my last one. Here&#8217;s a run-down of some of the things that I deal with on my mediocre work weeks. One hundred dollars - The weekly budget my unemployed boyfriend <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/02/bread-loaves-dirty-clothes/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>This LOF Diet is really working for me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, are you tired of shoveling fingers down your gullet to drop extra pounds? Guys, are you sick of cleaning sweat from underneath your man boobs? Swallowing tape worms, downing pills and exercising is old news, now!! Lucky for you, I&#8217;ve discovered a new diet plan and you&#8217;ll never have to eat a vegetable or <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2010/01/this-lof-diet-is-really-working-for-me/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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		<title>3 Comic Book Video Game Badasses I’d Want on my Side of the Fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was originally posted over at Destructoid.com for a contest&#8230; This is my entry for Aborto Fetus&#8217;s Swag Giveaway Contest that ends this Thursday (so, don&#8217;t even bother). He started the contest in honor of the XBLA re-release of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 which is hands down, my FAVORITE fighting game ever. Speaking of, remind <a href='http://www.riotmonster.com/2009/08/ultimate-tag-team/'>Hit the jump for more~</a>]]></description>
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