What says “I love you,” like a couple of multi-colored masturbating dinosaurs? Is your girlfriend still pissed off at you for ignoring her to go achievement hunting in Red Dead Redemption? Charm your significant other into a make-up bang session with a sparkling new climaxing ancient beast! I’m sure it’ll be the ultimate panty dropper.

You can purchase one of these naughty little monsters for $29.50 from Snew, over at Etsy. Visit the rest of her shop for gun-wielding bunnies, granny panty stationary sets, humping squirrels and the works. I’m all about seeing weird shit made by crazy (or genius?) people and I think these obnoxious dinos are hilarious and would definitely spark up quite a conversation with guests in your home.

In a way, they’re amazing for those who secretly still love dinosaurs as much as they did, when they were kids. Tell me you remember mimicking “Rawrs” as you dragged your plastic dinosaur toys across the kitchen floor or performed risky missions for clients, playing Dinosaurs for Hire on your Sega Genesis? Who would have thought that years later we’d be stumbling across so much dinosaur porn on this wicked world of the Rule 34-embracing Internet?

Speaking of dino-related sex acts… That’s a whole other future post in it’s own. For now, go oggle this odd collection of wall art, buy one and support unusual art and weird lifestyles.