Ladies, are you tired of shoveling fingers down your gullet to drop extra pounds? Guys, are you sick of cleaning sweat from underneath your man boobs? Swallowing tape worms, downing pills and exercising is old news, now!!
Lucky for you, I’ve discovered a new diet plan and you’ll never have to eat a vegetable or be offended by Wii Fit ever again.
The LOF (or “Lack of Food”) Diet is the easiest diet plan to stick with and best of all, it’s free, so you can tell Jenny Craig to go fuck herself. The only things you’ll need when starting this diet is one failing economy, one (less than) part-time job, one minimum wage salary, a few unemployed room mates and one empty kitchen. Voila! In no time you will be losing inches and getting rid of that stubborn belly fat. Guaranteed!
Who needs food anyway? So overrated.
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Girl you better get some food up in that goddamn belly. You can’t FUCKING STARVE YOURSELF /kills you
I’m worried now. I WAS PROUD BUT NOW I’M WORRIED FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Don’t make yourself unhealthy!
Don’t worry, I know it’s unhealthy and I’m eager to quit this eating routine… =/ I just can’t afford to at the moment.. Especially since my hours were cut in the last two weeks.
Luckily, I’m getting more so things should hopefully go back to normal soon. Don’t be worried!! *huggles*