Three strikes and I was out

Today’s post isn’t significant, whatsoever… I just want to talk about my experience when I finally tried Beer Fest’s famous “Strike Out” two nights ago. If you’re too lazy to click the link, it’s basically when you take a huge hit from a bong, drink a full beer, take a shot and then exhale the smoke. The only difference with me is that I inhaled from a “Shot Gun”.

Now, if you’re too lazy to click the link to see what that is, it’s when smoking a joint or a blunt, one person turns it backwards so the burning part is in their mouth, usually gently between their teeth. Another person puts their mouth on the other end and sucks while the other person blows into it. We didn’t want to seem all gay with each other (since there were 3 guys and I was the only chick) so we made a tight tunnel by folding a newspaper. One person has the joint in his mouth backwards, blowing into one end of the tunnel while the other person sucks on their end of the tunnel.

Anyway I inhaled, took a shot of Parrot Bay’s Mango Flavored Rum and then took a shot of Captain Morgan’s Long Island Iced Tea before I exhaled all of the smoke. It was awesome but I’m going to practice on bitch drinks before I attempt to down a whole beer and stronger shot. It was super fun though. I had three strike outs in less than ten minutes then we had to finish the resin-ated weed in a bowl. I swear, that night was one of the best nights I’ve had in a long while and probably the first night that I ever felt so absolutely mindblowingly fucked up.

It was a couple of hours of being completely wasted and stoned before I went to bed because I tried to make the feeling last for as long as I could.

Check out this guy though, he is a fucking beast…
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But, insanely enough, he is nothing compared to THIS GUY!!
(Ignore the giggly laughter of his lame ass peers)
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Yeah, that’s the most exciting thing I’ve done this week. Sad, huh? Hehe. In other news, I’m still job hunting and still completely broke. Luckily, my room mates are going to have rent covered on their own this month and hopefully my mom would like to take me on a complimentary grocery shopping trip. As in, just buy me some more TV dinners and give me a couple of more quarters for gallons of purified water to survive on.

Also, last note for anyone who gives a shit about me. I’m surprised that I still have an Internet connection this far. I owe them about $70 for the months that I haven’t been able to pay my bill. If you notice that I’m not updating my Twitter or updating this blog, I most likely just got shut off. So, you won’t be able to reach me online.

Another thing, for whatever reason, Microsoft decided to suspend me from Xbox Live because it couldn’t pull any money out of my bank account to pay for another month’s Gold Membership. Now, I can’t even use my Silver Membership because my account is  SUSPENDED now. Ugh, right as I sign up for the Xbox LIVE Update Preview Program and it’s on my Xbox 360, I can’t even explore it’s new features on my own.  So, you won’t be able to reach me on Xbox Live.

Last but not least, I’m about $200+ in debt to my phone company since I couldn’t pay any of their bills either and they shut off my phone. So, you won’t be able to reach me by telephone. Now, if one day, five months from now, you realize that I haven’t been posting in forums or haven’t been signing onto my chat clients… Fear not. I am hopefully not dead, just too broke to be in contact with anyone. The more you know!!