Masturbation Horror Story: Fiery Passion

[NOTE: Masturbation Horror Stories is a featured series that  shows some ridiculous & insane methods of Self Love. You will hear stories of accidents that almost cost the masturbaters their lives. It’s fucked up. Cradle your genitals & cover your butt holes because these stories will make you cringe.]

Having discovered the pleasures of minty things like Altoids on my cock, I got to thinking about what the “other side” might be like.

So, I poured a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of my dick and started to wank. it was feeling good, so I poured several more drops on my dick AND my ball sack. it felt absolutely tremendous when I came, but unfortunately the Tabasco was just getting started. long story short, I had to spent over an hour in the shower trying in vain to douse the heat, which felt like a fire consuming every inch of my genitals for the duration. it was NOT worth it!

I found another reader’s story about jacking it with something dangerous. “Fire consuming every inch of my genitals?” No thank you. Call me old fashioned but I’d rather NOT have a fiery shit storm inside of my Meat Tunnel.

There’s a lesson that can be learned here. Don’t EVER insert anything extremely hot inside of your Yogurt Slinger. Same rules apply to the females and their Beef Curtains.