Masturbation Horror Story: Emotional Dick Scars

[NOTE: Masturbation Horror Stories is a featured series that  shows some ridiculous & insane methods of Self Love. You will hear stories of accidents that almost cost the masturbaters their lives. It’s fucked up. Cradle your genitals & cover your butt holes because these stories will make you cringe.]

Alright, so it’s time once again to share a story about self love gone wrong. I was scouring the Internets and found a story submitted by someone who thought that getting his horrible story off of his chest would help… Well, it didn’t because I’m exploiting that story for my amusement today.

Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.

I realize that others think it’s funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I’ve never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame. I can’t even talk to a counselor, maybe the anonymous sharing of my story is the first step.

That’s gotta be an embarrassing story to tell the hospital when you arrive with glass shards piercing your little pecker. I can’t believe this guy thought it’d be a good idea, to be honest. I mean, he didn’t even fill the glass with Vaseline or perfectly-warmed strawberry jam!! Pffffft, amateur.