Masturbation Horror Story: Pencil Pocket

[NOTE: Masturbation Horror Stories is a featured series that shows some ridiculous & insane methods of Self Love. You will hear stories of accidents that almost cost the masturbaters their lives. It’s fucked up. Cradle your genitals & cover your butt holes because these stories will make you cringe.]

Believe it or not, men aren’t the only ones who find themselves in masturbatory horrible situations… Women are just as sick, perverted and horny as the next guy. Whether it’s getting their jollies off on shoving 5 pocket rockets in their snatch, or being desperate enough to get a 3-liter Coca-Cola bottle stuck in their rectum, girls are out there doing the sick shit you can only have NIGHTMARES about!!

Or of course, find on the Internet.

A 264-pound woman presented herself at a German hospital with an usual problem. Not only did she have two pencils (measuring 7 and 8.5 cm) floating free in her bladder, she was the one who put them there. You see, she enjoyed the esoteric pleasure of inserting pencils into her urethra, and she had an unfortunate tendency to push things a bit too far. Five years earlier, in fact, she had three pencils removed through surgery. This time around, though, the clever doctors used a much less invasive procedure.

Source: The Journal of Urology, 157:1842, May 1997

This is why I am a firm believer that “Big girls need love to”